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Shy [Read] ➮ Shy By John Inman – Dating is hard enough Throw in an incontinent Chihuahua an unreuited love affair a severe case of social anxiety disorder a dying father and a man eating hog and it becomes darned near impossible Stil Dating is hard enough Throw in an incontinent Chihuahua an unreuited love affair a severe case of social anxiety disorder a dying father and a man eating hog and it becomes darned near impossible Still it takes two to tango—and when Tom Morgan a mild mannered assistant bank manager with a debilitating case of Shyness meets Frank Wells who is straight off the farm and even Shyer than he is sparks start flyingJust when Tom and Frank’s burgeoning love affair is rolling along nicely Frank must return to Indiana to oversee the farm while his father battles cancer Tom tags along to help Frank out and finds himself slopping hogs and milking cows and wondering what the hell happened to his orderly citified existence And what’s with all the chickens Tom hates chickensWith Frank’s help Tom grits his teeth and muddles through Funny what a couple of guys can accomplish when they’re crazy about each other Not even nine hundred chickens can stand in the way of true love.

10 thoughts on “Shy

  1. Heather K (dentist in my spare time) Heather K (dentist in my spare time) says:

    Sometimes I rate books 3 stars because I like the whole book a little bit but I don't have very strong feelings about it Sometimes I rate books 3 stars because I really liked parts of the book but had problems with other parts Shy falls in the last camp Shy was my first book from John Inman and I have to say I was really impressed He has a great writing style that grabbed me from the start and really funny self deprecating characters I liked his sense of humor though fewer poop jokes might have been nice and I liked the banter between the characters I also am a HUGE sucker for characters with disabilities and SAD social anxiety disorder was an interesting one to read about I like an underdog character and seeing Tom and Frank deal with their anxiety in a humorous way was really enjoyable to read Heather you say it seems like you LOVED this book What's the problem? Well I'll enlighten you First of all I feel like this book could be split into two sections; the first half which dealt mostly with SAD and the meeting of Tom and Frank and the second half which I'll dub Poop and DramaThe first half of the book was fun with the exception of one of my BIGGEST pet peeves INSTALOVE GAH John Inman why you gotta play me like that? Instalove is so bad IMO that I've taken to automatically docking a star when I see it This book was sooooo instalove and it killed me I also didn't get the relationship with Jerry but that was throughout the first and second half of the book He had a VERY strange co dependent toxic relationship with Tom and I was completely baffled about their dynamic The second half of the book had another positive Frank's dad Frank's dad was a lovely well rounded extremely touching character He was a great blend of funny emotional and interesting and I think the book got great depth from him However ugh the second half of the book was exhausting for me Lots of farm jokes lots of slapstick comedy and LOTS of drama Stanley was one of my least favorite characters because he was like a movie villain He was completely 100% evil and it got to be comical in a terrible way I thought that the character of Stanley really cheapened the story I also thought it was strange how the SAD issue was rarely discussed in the second half of the book I mean these guys could barely leave the house before and now they interacted with other people albeit in the limited setting with no issues Finally I have to mention the blow jobhand job only sex Sure some people aren't into penetration but I found it to be a bit odd especially because there was so much talk about Tom's endowment Phew Loong review mixed review but I feel like John Inman can really work for me in the future as long as a few things are tweaked Copy provided by the publisher in exchange for an honest reviewRead as part of John Inman's Greatest Hits

  2. * Meli Mel * * Meli Mel * says:

    ♥♥♥ 4 SAD STARS ♥♥♥Don't worry it's not really sad ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●'We might not be much at socializing but by God stick a dick in our faces and we could rumble with the best of them' ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ● After my last book left me a bit emotionally drained I was looking for something to pick me up make me laugh out loud and feel good This book was just exactly what I was looking for It was hilarious and fun I really enjoyed itTom suffers from SAD aka Social Anxiety Disorder Because of this Tom has trouble in group settings He becomes a shy nervous wreck just thinking about having to talk to strangers This is why he is alone Well he does have his dog Pedro that keeps him company Now his ex cheating boyfriend Jerry has invited him to a party he and his new partner Stanley are hosting Tom of course refuses but Jerry convinces him by setting him up to become friends with Stanley's straight out of the farm brother who also suffers from SAD It was an awkward first meeting but pretty soon they hit it off and end up falling for each other ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●“I'm beginning to understand what maybe falling love is like And I don't want to stop understanding it And I don't want to fall in love with anybody else either I want to fall in love with you All the way” ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ● This was such a funny story I enjoyed Tom's snarky narration He was so awesome I could not get enough of his uirky inner ramblings And Pedro the Chihuahua freaking stole the spotlight many times I loved that annoying yet endearing dog Frank oh my he was hot and such a sweetheart I loved him too They did fall in love a bit too fast but I didn't care they were so freaking perfect for each other I also very much enjoyed it when they went to the farm to visit Frank's father who is dying from cancer Frank's father was really great I didn't know how Tom would react or how fast he would acclimate to his new surrounding so that was fun to read There were a series of mishaps that had me laughing out loud The chickens the cows the pigs and the scary boar Samsonfreaking funny ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●“I'm glad you've got each other You look happy I hope you can stay that way I have no issue whatsoever with you being the way you are Just be good to each other That's all I ask And be happy” ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ●  ● I can't tell you how sad I was that Frank's father Joe was slowly dying But he was such a great man It's unfortunate he made a horrible son thankfully that was not Frank I really hated Stanley Frank's brother because he was such a prick Seriously he was a big giant douche There were a few steamy scenes but I was expecting a bit That doesn't mean that the scenes we did get weren't hot because they were I really enjoyed this humourous story I loved the antics of many of the characters I loved how Tom and Frank let their extreme shyness fade away when they were together It was so heart warming The ending was a bit over the top unbelievable and definitely not what I was expecting at all but it was also so great I loved the sweet conclusion Tom and Frank got It left me totally content and with a happy smile If you enjoy sarcastic humour with some uirky side characters most of which were animals then you will love this entertaining and hilarious story

  3. ✦❋Arianna✦❋ ✦❋Arianna✦❋ says:

    375 STARS We might not be much at socializing but by God stick a dick in our faces and we could rumble with the best of them Tom suffers from SAD Social Anxiety Disorder He loves the city working as a Senior Relationship Banker Every day is an experiment from Tom He doesn’t have friends he doesn’t have fun and he doesn’t have love His only friend is Pedro his Chihuahua Everything is about to change for Tom when he meets Frank Frank is Stanley’s brother So who is Stanley? Stanley is the new partner of Tom’s cheating ex Jerry Frank is a country boy He grew all his live in Indiana but he moved in the city to live a little He doesn’t get along very well with his brother so he can’t stay with him and Jerry Frank also suffers from SAD Tom and Frank click immediately and they become very fast lovers Frank moving in Tom’s apartment right away Time passes their relationship grows but Frank has to go back in Indiana because his father has cancer So Tom goes with him even if he’s so scared of chickens LOL where he tries very hard to become the perfect farmerThis was a very enjoyable read It was funny but also it was sad at times The story is narrated from Tom’s POV and I had a blast being in his head I LOL at times especially in the beginning reading Tom’s monologues I loved Tom and Frank’s adventures especially in Indiana at Frank’s farm Both MC are very likeable Tom is funny and snarky and Frank was very sweet I even loved Pedro the Chihuahua However I hated Stanley the dick Tom’s words not mine and Jerry the douche Frank’s dad was great I liked his relationship with both Frank and Tom and I liked the fact his not a judgmental prick In some way the ending was a little too much but I liked itWhat it didn't work for me of course was the insta love between Tom and Frank Overall a cute funny and adorable story

  4. *J* Too Many Books Too Little Time *J* Too Many Books Too Little Time says:

    35 Down On The Farm StarsWell that wascute And having finished the book I can forgive the coveras it makes a lot sense now But hello insta lovePretty sure Tom and Frank fell in love in two days But honestly I kind of forgot about it I wish they hadn't spent uite as much time on the farmBut it did bring about uite a few laughsbetween Samson Pedro Joe Moody and the gang there were some interesting times And some sad onesStanleyYou deserved that run in with SamsonDid Tom and Frank do anything besides give each other blow jobs? Where was the rest of the man lovin'?So yeah in the endI liked it but didn't love it

  5. Emma Sea Emma Sea says:

    Not my book I admit I skimmed from 50% I enjoy the Green Acres trope in general but the style of writing just wasn't to my taste I liked the first third when the MCs were in the city than once they moved to the country where the bitchy urbane narrative voice just grated Here's our fish out of water MC helping with farrowing “Now just go to it” Frank said “Stick your hand in there Think of it as fist fucking Make sure you go in the right hole”“Huh?” Then I saw what he meant “Oh yeah”So I did that too Or tried to I picked my hole very very carefully don’t think I didn’t but still the “fist fucking” analogy wasn’t working for me so I imagined myself sticking my arm through a big fat white gooshy coat sleeve It worked I was up to my wrist in no time In the proper hole too thank God I didn’t much care for it but Grace didn’t seem to mind Go figureEven in the bit I did like I had some instalove issues and there's a belief stretching event in order to get the guys living in the countryHowever the sex was great The descriptions of oral and ejaculations and men's bodies were so lovely A on the sexI would rate 2 stars but I don't want to skew the ratings when there are so few and there is absolutely nothing wrong with the book it's just not to my taste

  6. Vio Vio says:

    375 starsMore thoughts later but Pedro and Samson bumped this up to 4 stars heh I finished Shy without too much trouble what can I say I had a ball chuckling inappropriately as I followed Frank and Tom on their misadventures The humour 95% of the time usually wouldn't do it for me especially this type of snark amazingly it was a funny experience The pooping dog thing only lasted for a bit and wasn't the ordeal I was expecting I had too many laugh out loud moments at Pedro's antics to worry about the poop The farm trip and all the bad luck Tom experiences at the hands of the farm animals is hilarious and brought back fond memories Samson the Boaris a killer eh hem be very afraid I loved it oh and the sex is extremely good really it is

  7. Macky Macky says:

    I think once before I said I wished I could review in Sound O Vision because This book would go something like this BEFORE THE FARM very condensed version and I laughed a lot giggle LOL Chortle Aww in sympathy for Toms Social Anxiety Disorder Boo hiss directed at Stanley and Jerry PEDRO peeing pooping humping chihuahua with attitude Hahahaha snortAwww awkward first meeting between Frank and Tom getting ready for the party PEDRO Oh oh The dreaded party STANLEY YOU DICK YAAAAAY Serves you right you piece of cp LmaoAwww Tom you are such a sweetheart Woohoo First hot sex scene PEDRO HahahahaWooohooo hot sex LOL Awwwww falling in love now PEDRO Wooooohooooo and Awwwwww combination hot sex but also very romantic Chortle giggle Hahaha Awwwww phone all from Joe Franks lovely dad YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE JERRY SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR CHEATING ON HIM Woohoo Sizzling fans face PEDRO Hahaha Awww Tom you're a star LOLJERRY MR MOONY Hah Good for you Tom PEDRO AT THE FARM Even condensed version I laughed and cried in this part sniff eyes watered when see Joe for first time Hmmmm meeting Jeff Mooney Chuckle AwwwwPEDRO OMG Samson the boar TOM'S FIRST WORKING DAY AT THE FARM deserves its own heading So funny Eeeeek OUCH LOLAwww hahaha Oh no Hee hee OMG NOOOOOO Lmao Yeeouch WOW Awww Woohooooooo LATER sad sigh for Joe Giggle Tom attempting to milk the cows BOOOOOO Stanley the Dick arrives ROFL Tom and the chickens Boo Hiss Stanley being an even bigger dick again Oooh Yuck Samson and chicken moment Woohoo Awww and a sigh lovely hot romantic Tom and Frank love scene PEDRO JERRY Phew Heart was beating ten to the dozen ' misunderstanding ' alert sniffle and a weep STANLEY YOU COLD HEARTED BD Awwwwww very poignant Joe Frank and Tom moment Eyes are starting to tear up crying like a baby AND THEN OMG Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew WOAH NELLIE Nervous giggle with a gulp Beejaysus WTF OMG LAST OF ALL Awwwwwww woohoooo Big satisfied sigh Well all I can say to round this off is I loved every minute of Tom and Franks adventures I laughed I cried this is seriously tender and poignant at times and I awwwed my way all the way through because this is not just romance this is a story about finding true love Another John Inman masterpiece Just be prepared for the eeeew moments too Sublime

  8. V V says:

    AudiobookNarrated by Tommy O'Brien I have to look for books narrated by him I like his voiceThis story was funny cute and adorable as most books from this author

  9. Heller Heller says:

    I cannot even believe what happened at the end of this story I haveI have no words right nowI loved this book Will review later It has to be said that this is not a book for everyone We're in the head of Tom Morgan and his voice is at times incredibly ridiculous but oh so amusing to me and this made me laugh and laugh at the sometimes graphic humour and over the top situationsThis story is hardcore instalove between Tom and Frank but we get an extended workable relationship that moves through that initial lust haze with charm and sweetness firmly into a believable HEA I can see Tom Frank and little Pedro together many years down the road and that makes me happyCast of charactersTom a banker with social anxiety disorder SADJerry his ex boyfriendStanley Jerry's new boyfriendFrank Stanley's brother who also suffers from SADPedro Tom's ChihuahuaJoe Frank and Stanley's fatherSampson literally a boarIn what may have been a joke Tom is set up by Jerry and Stanley to meet Frank and the two shy men hit it off beginning a rather blazing sexual and emotional affair There is some incredible chemistry between them and I found the sex scenes hot but also uite sweet as their emotional connection deepens Due to Joe's illness Tom and Frank leave the city and head to the family farm in Indiana to help keep things running While Tom's heart is in the right place he's a city boy so the transition to rural life is difficult oneI could uote this book from dusk to dawn so much of it just struck me as hilarious but there were also uite a few poignant moments between Tom and Frank as well as Joe Pedro is adorable and a scene stealer for most of the story This book is irreverent in many ways and I also found it to be a lovely romance but wow the ending for the villain was shall we sayunexpected I won't give too much away but it is a very view spoilerHannibal esue death hide spoiler

  10. Simsala Simsala says:

    DNF 25%I agree with Emma`s reviewThe bitchy narrative voice grated even in the first 25% and doggy pee poo as running joke so not my thingAdmittedly humor rarely works for me I caved on Shattered Glass so be assured this isn`t a bad book it`s just not my book

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