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At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed [PDF / Epub] ❤ At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed ✅ Ross Patterson – Centrumpowypadkowe.co.uk At Night She Cries While He Rides His Steed is a side splitting satire that perfectly parodies romance novels and western dramasOur hero Saint James Street James is a tall extremely muscular 32 year o At Night She Cries While He Rides She Cries, eBook ✓ His Steed is a side splitting satire that perfectly parodies romance novels and western dramasOur hero At Night PDF/EPUB ² Saint James Street James is a tall extremely muscular year old man whose attributes and possessions include a mind stronger than Socrates on Night She Cries, PDF ↠ acid a magnificent horse he loves than anything in the world a package so large that it reuires a signature a beautiful passionate wife Night She Cries, While He PDF \ with a rack so perfect it belongs on a billiard table a ton of children and his own personal gold mine His life set in against the backdrop of the California Gold Rush is one long parade of amazing sex dynamite montages whiskey and explosive gunfights The kinds of things men could do when men were actually men He is the richest man in town — eual parts loved and feared by all But when the Schlager Brothers come to town so too comes the end of the good times St James is forced to defend everything that matters to him including but not limited to prostitutes his horse money and drugs Oh and his wife and children too sort of God help anyone who stands in his way.

  • Hardcover
  • 272 pages
  • At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed
  • Ross Patterson
  • English
  • 09 May 2014
  • 9781941393499

10 thoughts on “At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed

  1. Kirsten Kirsten says:

    Freaking ridiculous; awful and funny

  2. Rocco Sambucci Rocco Sambucci says:

    After reading this book I've hit puberty for the second time due to the testosterone oozing from these pages A uick synopsis is imagine Sterling Archer being dropped into the west during the gold rush Saint James Street James is a cocky he will tell you in ways than one a hole His brashness and machismo is extremely entertaining for the first half of the book but it then gets repetitive The story follows our hero through his ups and downs while he searches for revenge It's an excellent send up of typical western romances ahemI would assumenot that I read that stuff A fun read especially if your an Archer fan and just picture him as SJSJHelpful hint there are some mature drawings at the start of most chapters so careful if you are reading this at work

  3. Erick Erick says:

    A lot of people have seen me reading this and asked how it is I hand them the book and say open to literally any page 90% do so say something like wtf? and have a good laugh These are people I want to know 10% will look over a page and make a face like I just handed them a medical textbook with full color photos of advanced venereal disease symptoms which I think may actually be in the book come to think of it These are people with whom I want nothing further to do So hey good value You get a funny book and a friendship touchstone in one

  4. Frank Perillo Frank Perillo says:

    Such a cool idea for a book and then page 1 happens There's actual writers out there that can't get book deals yet this shit gets published It's like Tucker Max had brain damage and got a hold of a crayon Ross Patterson should be ashamed of himself

  5. Jessie Wiseman Jessie Wiseman says:

    There is genuinely a laugh out loud moment on every single page It might be the craziest book I've ever read

  6. Michael Michael says:

    Talk about a funny library find A real surprise from the 'new arrivals' shelf Enough so that I think I will start doing these reviews again It helps me keep up An intentionally silly goofy nasty book look at the cover A spoof I guess though it's tough to say what it is a spoof OF maybe the Clint Eastwood style Western Or a romance novel Not sure The back page summary is as good as what I could come up with Our hero Saint James Street James is a tall extremely muscular 32 year old man whose attributes and possessions include a mind stronger than Socrates on acid a magnificent horse he loves than anything in the world a package so large that it reuires a signature a beautiful passionate wife with a rack so perfect it belongs on a billiard table a ton of children and his own personal gold mine His life set in 1849 against the backdrop of the California Gold Rush is one long parade of amazing sex dynamite montages whiskey and explosive gunfights The kinds of things men could do when men were actually men He is the richest man in town loved and feared by all But when the Schlager Brothers come to town so too comes the end of the good times St James is forced to defend everything that matters to him his prostitutes his horse his money and his drugs Oh and his wife and children too sort of God help anyone who stands in his way

  7. Bob Bob says:

    I read this on a dare after taking a picture of it at Barnes and Noble due to how ridiculous it lookedImagine that Seth McFarlane and Sylvester Stallone decided to team up and co write a harleuin romancecomedy set during the gold rush It’s full of unoriginal racist misogynist homophobic classist sophomoric frat boyesue jokes And by that I don’t mean that there are occasional jokes that skirt these subjects I mean that the entire narrative takes pride in constantly reminding you are reading a book where someone says these things ALL THE TIMEThere are regular moments where the protagonist says something clearly anachronistic that entertained me and I did chuckle at one bit where a clown scares a child but that’s about it It’s stupid but it’s not stupid enough to pass as a parody and not stupid enough to be stupid funnyI mean I feel like you don’t need this review to tell you that you should avoid reading this But still Don’t read this

  8. Jeff S Jeff S says:

    I had high hopes for this book when I first read the slip cover and skimmed a few pages before picking it up A Romance Novel For Dudes? How could this not be good? I now know how I expected humour mixed with satire and a little over the top adventure and while some of these elements are present they are few and far between Removing the few decent bits from this novel leaves you with what is essentially a teenage boys' wet dream Might have been a good read when I was 12 16 years old but not now I have grown up and moved on and therefore can't recommend this to anyone who has graduated High School

  9. Melissa Erin Jackson Melissa Erin Jackson says:

    Wow So This is a thing that happenedThis book was bought on a whim because look at that that title Look at that cover It's a romance novel for dudes Plus the summary is insaneThis was 40% over the top hilarious and 60% offensivedemeaning Yes it's an eual opportunity offender but it was too much most of the time Yet when it was funny it was funnyI cannot in good conscience recommend this especially not to women but if you read it and laugh like a lunatic and then immediately feel bad about yourself? I get it I'm sorry and I get itThe audiobook is read by the author and he has a great voice I need to go bleach my brain now

  10. Nicole Amburgey Nicole Amburgey says:

    What a uick fun read This book was an offensive but in an amazingly humourous way escape away from the real world for half a day If you want a satirical adventurous romp back into California in the 1850s then this one is for you Provided that it takes a lot to offend you that is This girl thought it was pretty epic

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