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Spectacles When I Began Writing This Book, I Went Home To See If My Mum Had Kept Some Of My Stuff What I Found Was That She Hadn T Kept Some Of It She Had Kept All Of It Every Bus Ticket, Postcard, School Report From The Moment I Was Born To The Moment I Finally Had The Confidence To Turn Round And Say Why Is Our House Full Of This Shit Sadly, A Recycling Incident Destroyed The Bulk Of This Archive This Has Meant Two Things Firstly, Dear Reader, You Will Never Get To See Countless Drawings Of Wizards, Read A Poem About Corn On The Cob, Or Marvel At The Kilos Of Brown Flowers I So Lovingly Pressed As A Child Secondly, It S Left Me With No Choice But To Actually Write This Thing MyselfThis, My First Ever Book, Will Answer Questions Such As Is Mary Berry Real , Is It True You Wear A Surgical Truss And Is A Non Spherically Symmetric Gravitational Pull From Outside The Observable Universe Responsible For Some Of The Observed Motion Of Large Objects Such As Galactic Clusters In The Universe Most Of This Book Is True I Have, Of Course, Amplified My Positive Characteristics In An Effort To Make You Like Me Thank You For Reading

  • Kindle Edition
  • 464 pages
  • Spectacles
  • Sue Perkins
  • English
  • 18 January 2017

About the Author: Sue Perkins

Susan Elizabeth Perkins born 22 September 1969 is a British comedian and broadcaster, born in East Dulwich, London, England.