Batter Off Dead eBook ñ Batter Off MOBI :Ú

Batter Off Dead eBook ñ Batter Off MOBI :Ú


Batter Off Dead ❰Download❯ ➸ Batter Off Dead Author Tamar Myers – Centrumpowypadkowe.co.uk New in the national bestselling series Magdalena Yoder solves a case of hotcake homicideDuring a church breakfast, Minerva J Jay, known for her prodigious appetite, slumps over after ingesting several New in the national bestselling series Magdalena Yoder solves a case of hotcake homicideDuring a church breakfast, Minerva J Jay, known for her prodigious appetite, slumps over after ingesting several stacks of pancakes Police Chief Chris Ackerman wonders if the serving of the fatal flapjacks is a case of assault and batter Magdalena has her own bun in the oven, but that doesn t stop the Batter Off MOBI :Ú chief from asking for her help with the investigation Before Magdalena can begin, however, she has to make a special delivery of her own and just when she thinks she s found her number one suspect, he turns up dead, squished flatter than a pancake by a driverless cement truck Now, to stop the killer from cooking up another crime, Magdalena has no choice but to jump from the frying pan into the fire.

    Kindle Welcome to the Kindle ereader store delivery of her own and just when she thinks she s found her number one suspect, he turns up dead, squished flatter than a pancake by a driverless cement truck Now, to stop the killer from cooking up another crime, Magdalena has no choice but to jump from the frying pan into the fire."/>
  • Kindle Edition
  • 284 pages
  • Batter Off Dead
  • Tamar Myers
  • English
  • 09 November 2017

About the Author: Tamar Myers

Tamar Myers was born and raised in the Belgian Congo now just the Congo Her parents were missionaries to a tribe which, at that time, were known as headhunters and used human skulls for drinking cups Hers was the first white family ever to peacefully coexist with the tribe, and Tamar grew up fluent in the local trade language Because of her pale blue eyes, Tamar Batter Off MOBI :Ú s nickname was Ugly EyesTamar grew up eating elephant, hippopotamus and even monkey She attended a boarding school that was two days away by truck, and sometimes it was necessary to wade through crocodile infested waters to reach it Other dangers she encountered as a child were cobras, deadly green mambas, and the voracious armies of driver ants that ate every animal and human that didn t get out of their wayIn the Congo, which had been a Belgian colony, became an independent nation There followed a period of retribution for heinous crimes committed against the Congolese by the Belgians in which many Whites were killed Tamar and her family fled the Congo, but returned a year later By then a number of civil wars were raging, and the family s residence was often in the line of fire In , after living through three years of war, the family returned to the United States permanentlyTamar was sixteen when her family settled in America, and she immediately underwent severe culture shock She didn t know how to dial a telephone, cross a street at a stoplight, or use a vending machine She lucked out, however, by meeting her husband, Jeffrey, on her first day in an American high school They literally bumped heads while he was leaving, and she entering, the Civics classroomTamar now calls Charlotte, NC home She lives with her husband, plus a Basenji dog named Pagan, a Bengal cat named Nkashama, and an orange tabby rescue cat named Dumpster Boy She and her husband are of the Jewish faith, the animals are notTamar enjoys gardening she is a Master Gardner , bonsai, travel, painting and, of course, reading She loves Thai and Indian food, and antique jewelry She plans to visit Machu Pichu in the near futureSeries Pennsylvania Dutch Mystery Den of Antiquity Mystery.



10 thoughts on “Batter Off Dead

  1. Sandra Sandra says:

    This was one of the weirdest, most confusing, most frustrating books I have read in a long time I only forced myself to read the entire book because the last book I started I was unable to finish and I felt guilty.The heroine was emotionally stunted I couldn t take all the whining and wailing of a supposedly 48 year old woman.She is way too full of herself and is constantly annoying.She spends far too much time on childbirth, circumcision and Christianity The mystery is insignificant as is he This was one of the weirdest, most confusing, most frustrating books I have read in a long time I only forced myself to read the entire book because the last book I started I was unable to finish and I felt guilty.The heroine was emotionally stunted I couldn t take all the whining and wailing of a supposedly 48 year old woman.She is way too full of herself and is constantly annoying.She spends far too much time on childbirth, circumcision and Christianity The mystery is insignificant as is her husband.The only character in the story that I had any sympathy for was a teenager with an attitude.The title of this book was by far the best part and I would give it a half a star if I could

  2. Janice Janice says:

    This was the first book I ve read in this series and it was the last too Hands down the worst book I ve read maybe ever Why did I finish it I was away from home and it was the only book with me.

  3. Erin Erin says:

    I ve been reading this series for years, and I m completely torn about how I feel about the books now I love that Magdalena has changed and grown, but the books are becomingandcaricature I almost feel like the author annoys herself while she s writing, makes jokes about what annoys her, but continues the series because she feels like she has to resolve any loose ends of the series The mystery is secondary to parading Magdalena through Hernia and seeing what will come out of her mo I ve been reading this series for years, and I m completely torn about how I feel about the books now I love that Magdalena has changed and grown, but the books are becomingandcaricature I almost feel like the author annoys herself while she s writing, makes jokes about what annoys her, but continues the series because she feels like she has to resolve any loose ends of the series The mystery is secondary to parading Magdalena through Hernia and seeing what will come out of her mouth next The constant interjections and arch phrases used to be very cute and funny, but now they re just irritating

  4. Davey Davey says:

    How are there 17 books in this series The protagonist was relatively undeveloped, and what was supposed to, I assume, pass for wit and sass came off as childishness and rudeness instead I left the book caring nothing about anyone in it the entire town could fall into a sinkhole at this point, for all I care I ve read hundreds of cozy mysteries even a few self published ones and this is easily one of the worst.

  5. Rebecca Rebecca says:

    I giggled A lot But now I have to bid farewell to Magdalena, at least for a few days, while I wait for the last three books currently in the series to come in And I HATE that Reading the newest one, knowing I ll have to wait forEVER for another, will be a real blow I pretty much gulped down all 17 books to date, one after the other, without coming up for breath, and that s saying something for me.

  6. Marie Marie says:

    didn t like this one at all the story wasannoying than anything I didn t find the characters at all interesting they were very one dimensional and there were way too many stupid cliches it has recipes and is suppsoed to be a culinary mystery, but other than the victim dying after eating pancakes, there was no culinary in this story the recipes were just plopped in randomly and had nothing to do with the story If you want an entertaining culinary mystery, read Diane Mott Davidson.

  7. Susan Swansburg Susan Swansburg says:

    I m not even sure it should really get one star I found this book awful A good edit might have helped There was way to much prattle, it was trying too hard to be funny, the characters were not well developed or likeable and I don t think the mystery was solvable by the reader.I will never read another entry in this series I only finished it because it looked like a quick, light read that would fit the winter reading challenge at my library.

  8. Jeanne Jeanne says:

    Sorry, but the title was a lotintriguing than the book I liked the character of the Mennonite private detective mayor new mother, but the storyline for a mystery was silly and frankly, boring Don t think I would read another one of her novels.

  9. Gloria Gloria says:

    Magdalena has had her baby, Jacob She is helping out with the pancake fundraiser Minerva J Jay has been eating pancakes for quite some time She took a whole batch to eat Then, Minerva J Jay dies. Police investigation determines that she was poisoned Magdalena, with numerous trips back to her house to breastfeed Jacob, questions all the members of the cooking staff.Susanna and Ida Rosen join together in the Sisters of Perpetual Apathy One of the suspects, Elias, is flattened with a st Magdalena has had her baby, Jacob She is helping out with the pancake fundraiser Minerva J Jay has been eating pancakes for quite some time She took a whole batch to eat Then, Minerva J Jay dies. Police investigation determines that she was poisoned Magdalena, with numerous trips back to her house to breastfeed Jacob, questions all the members of the cooking staff.Susanna and Ida Rosen join together in the Sisters of Perpetual Apathy One of the suspects, Elias, is flattened with a steamroller The Chief is arrested in another town and decides to give up policework view spoiler Wanda Hemphopple undid her bun to save Frankie from the holes surrounding Minerva s house Those holes blew up because of the machinery explosion Murder explanation All the cooks were old James Neufenbakker had pills that fell into the batter It was an accident and bad timing that Minerva took the whole batch with the pills in it However, Frankie Schwartzentruber took offense that Elias could have helped James and didn t, so she flattened him like a pancake hide spoiler view spoiler Magdalena gets a hunch that one of the Sisters may be escaped convict, Melvin Stoltzfus Susanna s husband and Magdalena s brother Susanna is arrested and gives Snookums to Magdalena Ida Rosen and the Sisters of Perpetual Apathy move into Gabe s house hide spoiler RecipesBanana Sour Cream Pancakes with Cinnamon Maple SyrupDutch Baby with Cardamom Honey ApplesHeavenly Cloud CakesLuscious Lemon PancakesGinger, Carrot and Sesame PancakesWheat Germ and Buttermilk Cakes with Peach and Cinnamon Maple Topping

  10. Lacy Lacy says:

    I did not like this book I do not like to leave a book unfinished, but I considered dropping this book several times I did learn some new words.The main character, Magdalena Yoder Rosen, is a rich Mennonite woman who runs an Amish style Bed and Breakfast, charging customers extra for the full Amish experience, which includes doing chores She is the mayor of the fictitious Hernia, Pennsylvania, married to a Jewish doctor, and is an amateur detective, helping the sheriff, who is homosexual, c I did not like this book I do not like to leave a book unfinished, but I considered dropping this book several times I did learn some new words.The main character, Magdalena Yoder Rosen, is a rich Mennonite woman who runs an Amish style Bed and Breakfast, charging customers extra for the full Amish experience, which includes doing chores She is the mayor of the fictitious Hernia, Pennsylvania, married to a Jewish doctor, and is an amateur detective, helping the sheriff, who is homosexual, crack murder cases.Magdalena is rude, at first blaming it on her pregnancy, though the delivery does not help anything She is full of herself, often boasting on her looks, memory and intelligence The other characters are just as rude as Magdalena and are mainly described as having very poor character, the victim was a glutton, and hated by all the teachers, one of whom is a suspect, are messy as toddlers, leaving food smeared on lounge chairs Magdalena s relationship with her mother in law, and the one with her husband, I would describe as mutually disrespectful.The story is interrupted with notes about various grammar usage, including puns, alliteration and run on sentences The recipes also interrupt the story They have nothing to do with the plot, except that the victim died after eating some pancakes.Crudeness, nudity, innuendo, adultery and pseudo swear words are scattered throughout the story.All this was meant to be funny, but I just felt yucky reading it

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